Employee(s) of the Week: Kyle, Bree & Edward

KYLE: 19
BREE: 18

Time with Wilson’s:
KYLE: 1.5 months
BREE: 5 years
EDWARD: 5 years

KYLE: Michigan Tech
BREE: UW-Green Bay (Fun Fact: both Kyle and Bree went to Ashwaubenon High School)
EDWARD: Vienna International School (Vienna, Austria)

Dream Job:
KYLE: Wilson’s server or a Professional Fisherman
BREE: Accountant
EDWARD: Rapper and Yoga Instructor

Favorite Place in Door County:
KYLE: Peninsula State Park
BREE: “My house, the beach is too cliché”
EDWARD: “Wilson’s, obviously. Is that even a question?”

Why Would I Be Famous:
KYLE: “Astrophysics Theories. It’s funny because I don’t even know what that means.”
BREE: Winning the lottery
EDWARD: Rapping/Mixtape

Favorite Joke:
KYLE: “A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation to the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.”
BREE: “Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the Bay they would be called Bagels”
EDWARD: “What’s the difference between Caramel Collision and Chocolate Peanut Butter Explosion? I like to scoop Caramel Collision.”

Reason You Love Wilson’s:
KYLE: “Mine is also the staff, but my favorite part about Wilson’s is that it is full of lovely women.”
BREE: “The Staff”
EDWARD: “My Manager, Kelsey”

Scoops per Minute:
KYLE: “With a perfectly melted Caramel Collision, I could rep out five or six, give or take three.”
BREE: “Four. Fifteen seconds per scoop.”
EDWARD: “80”

Whip Cream Accuracy:
KYLE: 103% (but a time of 7 minutes)
BREE: 98% “No one is perfect”

Scoops of Ice Cream Eaten in One Sitting:
KYLE: A Wilson’s Banquet with just chocolate syrup and whip cream
BREE: A double scoop
EDWARD: A Wilson’s Banquet – light whip cream

Most Accurate Personality as Told by Uncle Sam:
KYLE: Patriotic
BREE: Cold Fish
EDWARD: Romantic

Favorite Inspirational Quote:
KYLE: “It’s not the size of the fight in the dog; it’s the size of the dog in the fight.”
BREE: “If you don’t bring yourself with you, you can’t get anywhere.” EDWARD: “I’m Ready” – Spongebob

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